Friday, 22 March 2013

Jack The Giant Slayer (2013, Dir. Bryan Singer, USA) (Cert: 12a) ***


Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor

 

Absent-minded orphan Jack (Hoult, Michael Self), sells a horse belonging to his uncle (Christopher Fairbank) to a monk (Simon Lowe) in exchange for some beans. When a storm causes rain water to fall on one of the beans, a beanstalk grows, taking with it a princess (Sydney Rawson, Tomlinson). Jack, with the help of a group of knights and the princess’ suitor (Stanley Tucci) scale the beanstalk, only to discover that the giants from their legends and stories may, in fact, be completely real.

 

X-Men director Bryan Singer throws his hat in the ring to direct one in a long line of darker fairy tale adaptations, this time of Jack And The Beanstalk, or at least the initial premise of the fairy tale. The film does take a rather extreme departure from the original story, wherein you will find a princess, many giants and no golden goose. However, just because its different, doesn’t make it better. The giants are really the biggest problem (no pun intended). The designs aren’t particularly interesting and the giants are extremely one-dimensional with no real moral complexity or much of an explanation for their actions. Princess Isabelle is a brave adventurer who eventually is clad in armour and yet she does nothing more than play the damsel in distress. Elsewhere there’s some standard to good performances, especially from Stanley Tucci in a role reminiscent of Chris Sarandon’s Prince Humperdink in The Princess Bride (1987), Ewan McGregor adopts an English accent and a beard looking rather Eddie Izzard-esque and there’s a brief but enjoyable cameo from everyone’s favourite Ewok, Warwick Davies. However, there’s nothing that really helps this film to stand out.

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